gengariumz:

tinytheursaring:

this most recent Go event just supports my theory that Niantic tazes any employee who suggests any event that doesn’t involve Kanto

(At niantic hq)

Boss: Ok lads what we wanna do for the next event

Unpaid intern: What about releasing sinnoh? Or a johto event?

Boss: A what?

Intern: You know, Johto?

Boss: Oh, kanto event! You’re a genius!

Intern: W-wait-

(Kanto event rolls out. Every player collectively sighs)