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“Armored” units and what’s keeping them from moving more than one space at a time:

  • Henry, Happy Vampire: carrying a goddamn coffin around.
  • Jakob, Devoted Monster: being slowed down by a ball and chain.
  • Robin, Festive Tactician: carrying a Christmas tree and wearing a coat.
  • Chrom, Gifted Leader: carrying a sack full of gifts and wearing a coat.
  • Lissa, Pure Joy: she’s just tired of walking.
  • Tharja, “Normal Girl”: the cold.
  • Eliwood, Devoted Love: not wanting to ruin those flowers, and also a lance.
  • Lyn, Wind’s Embrace: walking with that dress and not stepping on it.
  • Hector, Just Here to Fight: carrying a gift with care.
  • Robin, Fell Reincarnation: being a motherfucking final boss (drama).
  • Tiki, Legendary Dragon: a coat too loose to be comfortable.
  • Dorcas, Pumpkin Smasher: shame.
  • Myrrh, Spooky Monster: being shy and scared of monsters.
  • Kagero, Beverage Ninja: being drunk.
  • Niles, Forbidden Tease: pants too tight.

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