And Sometimes a Potato

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

Maybe Peter should have thought about this meeting a little more. Things went well though.

Steve both ruined, and saved the first meeting of Venom with the avengers. Mama raised no impolite boy.

radiojamming:

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

catastrophicmisfit:

catastrophicmisfit:

I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head”
Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked over

stop reblogging this

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

sikuzxxx:

Commission (Lotus tattoo has references)

crimson-chains:

A fierce boy!

friendlytroll:

friendlytroll:

wembleyfraggles:

i’m losing my mind

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

littleivor:

Does she love you?

And I swear I do.