i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku
This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting
Cloud: Someone will die
Isabelle: of fun!
And now we know…
Also I should put up a warning about how this probably isn’t even 95% accurate

this most recent Go event just supports my theory that Niantic tazes any employee who suggests any event that doesn’t involve Kanto
(At niantic hq)
Boss: Ok lads what we wanna do for the next event
Unpaid intern: What about releasing sinnoh? Or a johto event?
Boss: A what?
Intern: You know, Johto?
Boss: Oh, kanto event! You’re a genius!
Intern: W-wait-
(Kanto event rolls out. Every player collectively sighs)

one day I’ll post polished pictures on here again
I miss burning hours on nocturne. I think the same thing I love in SOTC applies to nocturne– which is that I get the deep feeling of solitude that I often need.










































