And Sometimes a Potato

Fjorm: let me see what you have!

Ylgr: a knife!

Fjorm: NO!

Hrid: oh my gods who gave her a knife

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makotou-niijima:

me: “that Pokemon looks cool”
Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s 4x weak to fire.”
Me: “he go swoosh swoosh and its cute”

me protecting chikorita from all yall

sechiii:

Every. Single. Battle.

Original youtube video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3XKZtFwTzBo

protocol00:

protocol00:

you youngins with your crunchyroll and licensed subs on everything are missing out on the true weeb experience that was small subber groups doing whatever the hell they wanted with their translations

a nugget like this will never happen again

browsedankmemes:

Two kinds of people…. I’ve never had these baked (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

fenrirlives:

its-art-dammit:

this is why i can’t fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends

Out of Context Kingdom Hearts dialogue is a UN banned chemical weapon

setheverman:

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

melvinandlugnut:

I really wanted to get some sleep, but my brain went “hey you remember that thing you thought of earlier” and now I’ve created this

kyraneko:

gffa:

gffa:

gffa:

–From a Certain Point of View, ”An Incident Report" by Mallory Ortberg

“It must, however, be pointed out that at present the number of planets destroyed solely by the unaided power of the Force is zero.”

MOTTI JUST DRAGGED THE FUCK OUT OF VADER I AM FUCKING LIVING

“I imagine Lord Vader would have had to stand very close to the planet Alderaan indeed today if he wanted to demonstrate how thoroughly his Force-wielding abilities outmatch the Death Star.”

THIS ASSHOLE IS GOING TO DIE, BUT IT WILL BE IN SERVICE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS DRAGGING OF VADER I HAVE EVER SEEN.

“I merely spoke the truth: Lord Vader’s devotion to a nearly extinct faith has not resulted in the recovery of the stolen data tapes, nor has it given him insight into the rebels’ secret base, nor has he ever destroyed a planet.”

“He found my lack of faith disturbing? I have never claimed to be an adherent to his sect. I found his lack of faith in this military installation disturbing.”

MOTTI IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE IN A SPACE DITCH WHERE VADER DUMPS HIS BODY BUT HOLY SHIT HE WENT OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED LEGEND

I need fic of Vader reading this.