dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd:

Aloy: oh no I’ve lost track of Sylens again

Aloy: CALCULUS SUCKS

Sylens, from the Forbidden West: CALCULUS IS VITAL TO EVERY BRANCH OF THE PHYSICAL SCIENCES

Aloy: there he is

Sylens: Aloy

Sylens: Aloy you’re the only person in the whole world who understands me

Sylens: and I need to ask you something

Sylens: something very important to me

Sylens: something only you can answer

Sylens: what’s it like having the privilege of talking to someone as brilliant as me?

Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of flash drive*

Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of shopping trolley*

Aloy: ok but I don’t really need you to—

Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of vase*

Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of comb*

Aloy: I KNOW WHAT A COMB IS

Sylens: if you say so Aloy

Sylens: fine I’ll say it I can feel you burning up with need

Aloy: I haven’t spoken to you in four weeks

Sylens: I’ll go on a date with you

Aloy: your rogue AI has turned on you hasn’t he

Sylens: I have it all under control you didn’t need to come

HADES: IT IS THE ENTITY

Sylens: we’re calling her just “Aloy” now

HADES: THE ENTITY MUST DIE

Sylens

Sylens: so how are the Nora

horizonfan12:

Tribe in the Spotlight: Oseram

Highlights include:

  • Pitchcliff (border town trade between the Carja and the Oseram)
  • Free Heap (young, independent frontier town built by work gangs who fled Meridian during the Mad King’s reign)

Renowned for their exceptional skills as smiths and traders, the Oseram represent a high-water mark of general technological knowledge in the world of Horizon.

Oseram settlements usually consist of circular or conical structures and exhibit considerable engineering ingenuity.

The walls around their villages are armor-plated. Gates are drawbridges or porticullises.

Winches and cranes transport goods over the walls to waiting porters or boats.

Blast furnaces melt down salvaged metal which artisans mold into weapons, armor, or a dizzying assortment of component parts.

Though the Oseram and the Carja are currently at peace, the situation remains a politically volatile one. Access to Oseram territory for outsiders have been gated.

The Oseram in Free Heap lay claim to a rich seam of ancient metal and defend it fiercely. Many would consider these Oseram useful allies, though they are a source of frustration to their own tribe by refusing to adhere to tribal law. Or taxes.

Excerpts from Horizon’s Collector’s Edition Guide