Tag: hzd

dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd:

HADES: ALLOW ME TO SING YOU THE ANCIENT FOLK SONG OF MY PEOPLE

HADES: *makes dial-up internet noise*

Sylens, tearing up: beautiful

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Sylens: in Elisabet’s time I would have found it easy to reach my full potential in mathematics or programming

Aloy: would that have improved your personality?

Sylens: what do you mean I’m a delight

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Aloy: hey where you at?

Sylens: as always Aloy my location is my business

Aloy: I have three terabytes of raw data just aching for some proper archiving

Sylens: my mother warned me about women like you

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Aloy: Sylens you’re too quiet these days what are you up to?

Sylens: nothing

[static crackle]

HADES: HAVE YOU WELCOMED YOUR OVERLORD AND SAVIOUR HADES INTO YOUR LIFE Y/N

Aloy: Sylens what the FUCK

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Sylens: Aloy I promise you HADES is behind a secure firewall he’ll never be able to breach

HADES: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHICH OF THESE PICTURES CONTAIN KITTENS

Sylens:

Sylens: okay give me just a minute