I bet thor sometimes goes out to Midgard forests and talks to the trees just in case they’re listening
thor, fresh out of college and ready for real life applications: hello friends! I realize you are not flora colossus, but perhaps you can understand the language. I am groot, I am groot 🙂
the trees:
thor:
the trees:
thor: that is alright!!! perhaps you are shy! we shall be friends regardless!
Peter Parker dressed up as Thor for halloween. While Peter is adjusting his ridiculously oversized cape in the mirror before heading out, Thor jokingly offers to let him use Mjolnir as a prop.
He holds out the handle for Peter to take, knowing that the kid is distracted and will forget that no one can lift it, and it will immediately drop to the ground and it’ll be hysterical. How could the kid not know Thor was gonna have to mess with him a bit, it’s just a perfect opportunity.
What Thor did not expect was Peter easily taking the hammer in hand, giving it a little twirl with his wrist. Thor is… notably stunned.
“You sure dude? Isn’t this thing kind of important??” Peter questions, unsure. Thor is too dumbfounded to respond, the other Avengers in the room are also still realing, and poor Peter just wanted to get to his halloween party
anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”
And Sometimes a Potato 