“Why did you climb Mt. Ebott, Frisk?”
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Aloy’s outfits (not including the Frozen Wilds DLC outfits)
Nora Lookout, Carja Storm Ranger, Banuk Trailblazer (pre-order bonus outfits)
Banuk Sickness Eater, Banuk Ice Hunter, Undergarment garb (unequippable)
Oseram Arrowbreaker, Oseram Sparkworker, Shield-Weaver Armor
Carja Blazon, Shadow Carja Stalwart, Carja Silks
Nora Protector, Nora Silent Hunter, Nora Survivor
BEST FRIEND ACQUIRED
There’s a whole world beyond your borders. Whole tribes of people just as good as you and it is all in danger! It’s a world worth fighting for. Not just here. Everywhere.
subordinate functions: MINERVA
I have a lot of feelings about The Frozen Wilds lol
Aloy: oh no I’ve lost track of Sylens again
Aloy: CALCULUS SUCKS
Sylens, from the Forbidden West: CALCULUS IS VITAL TO EVERY BRANCH OF THE PHYSICAL SCIENCES
Aloy: there he is
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Sylens: Aloy
Sylens: Aloy you’re the only person in the whole world who understands me
Sylens: and I need to ask you something
Sylens: something very important to me
Sylens: something only you can answer
Sylens: what’s it like having the privilege of talking to someone as brilliant as me?
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Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of flash drive*
Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of shopping trolley*
Aloy: ok but I don’t really need you to—
Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of vase*
Sylens: *sends Aloy definition of comb*
Aloy: I KNOW WHAT A COMB IS
Sylens: if you say so Aloy
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Sylens: fine I’ll say it I can feel you burning up with need
Aloy: I haven’t spoken to you in four weeks
Sylens: I’ll go on a date with you
Aloy: your rogue AI has turned on you hasn’t he
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Sylens: I have it all under control you didn’t need to come
HADES: IT IS THE ENTITY
Sylens: we’re calling her just “Aloy” now
HADES: THE ENTITY MUST DIE
Sylens:
Sylens: so how are the Nora
This game lets me take such good pics
Wrequed™
And Sometimes a Potato 