pikipek:

prokopetz:

I think the Splatoon franchise’s greatest innovation is explicitly establishing that Inklings are dumb as hell, because that way they don’t have to do any backflips to justify the plot. Everyone involved canonically has the mental acuity of a bowl of porridge, so just go with it!

During the Great Turf War, the inklings literally slept in, and then accidentally won because some dumbass pulled the octarians’ weapons’ plug out of the socket so they lost all their power.

katribou:

goddesssword:

goddesssword:

yaboykirby:

emo-salt:

emo-salt:

ive seen people add “real” guns to splatoon shitposts, so why dont we add splatoon guns to normal shitposts

somethin like this

I won’t hesitate, fish