people who ruin squid parties by killing the other team even though literally all other 7 players are partying deserve to get DC’d every time they’re playing competitively and in salmon run.
people who stay in that room specifically to ruin the party are worse and don’t deserve splatoon at all.
people who mind their business and go ink elsewhere? thanks i love you i’d die for you.
i just fucking adore that splatoon takes place in a post apoc world. they didnt need to do that. we wouldve all accepted a world of squids with a similar culture to ours no questions asked bc thats how fantasy is sometimes. they didnt have to explain anything. but instead they were like “yeah the reason their culture is similar to ours is they found remnants of us after we all died off bc the sea levels rose due to human activity. also sometimes they find human bones in their backyards” like!
And Sometimes a Potato 