thesinglesock:

playing as agent 4: booyah! splatting those evil octarians! defending inkopolis! let’s get that zapfish! if you get tired take a break, everyone makes mistakes. it’s okay, we’ll find Callie! let’s go!

playing as agent 8: we deep-sea creatures are unworthy of living in the sun. enjoy fighting for your life to get out of this nightmare subway train. there is literally a bomb on your hip that will go off if you make the tiniest mistake. the mem cake is a lie