more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10
poncho:
GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10
thor 2:
hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10
age of ultron:
stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10
this monstrosity:
baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.
thor 3:
GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.
bonus:
what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.
thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead in the comics so Thor was like “im gonna bring him back” and everyone was like “umm thor is that a good idea remember all the murder he did” and Thor was like “yea……but I miss him”
Thor took groot as an elective which means growing up he was the rare combination of nerd and jock and idk why people are surprised i mean the boy talks astrophysics wirh bruce 7 phd’s banner like its nothing and when he drops down to earth which clique does he immediately join? Not shield!! Not the avengers!! Some podunk star scientists out in the middle of nowhere on an extended camping trip like!! Whilst loki was painting his nails to match his cufflinks, thor was studying foreign languages as he benchpressed heimdall. Thor isnt your garden variety jock he’s a bookworm jock, easily found stargazing or doodling in his moleskin journal
Loki: Why you would want to talk to sentient trees? Thor: Why wouldn’t you? They are sentient trees!!
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