here’s all my fave out of context lines from the pokemon episode “ghost at maiden’s peak,” more colloquially known as “eric stuart tries to fuck a rock”
i worked really hard captioning this one as you can see so please give it a watch that way you never have to watch the actual episode
please god the only thing i want in this world is the entire first season captioned by you
Heads up, there’s fresh new amiibo figures joining the ink-splatting action! This 3-pack, featuring Octoling Boy, Octoling Girl, and Octoling Octopus will be available on 12/7, and gives Inklings and Octolings special access to some stylish new gear!
If you befriend the Octoling Girl amiibo figure, you’ll get the spellbinding look of the Enchanted gear! From the Octoling Boy amiibo, you’ll armor up with the Steel gear, and last but not least, with the Octopus amiibo, you’ll get the Fresh Fish gear, based on a popular character in Inkopolis! (Note: balloons not included.)
ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus
And Sometimes a Potato 