shiro, immediately upon returning to earth & heelying into his old therapist’s office: susan lemme tell you some shit
The more the show progresses, the better this post gets.
“Doc, you just missed the craziest of crazies. Space. Lions. Fighting. Voltron. Cloned. Keith’s mom? Argument. Galra. Dying. Fighting Prince Lotor, blowing up the castle, coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because 🎵Technically I’m hooome-leeeesss!🎵”
lotor’s the one person who’s in your group chat who always lurks but barely messages but it always shows he’s reading. then once in a while, he spills all of the screenshots he’s got having to do with the drama y’all are talking about and he Exposes Everyone™
And Sometimes a Potato 