L appears in the story ONE time and it’s to make a funny goof. Nobody on-screen laughs but the wacky music is enough to make you, the viewer, feel uncomfortable. L mentions that he knows Mira’s darkest secret, doesn’t elaborate; nobody asks because they’re too busy being weirded out by his goof, and then he fades into irrelevance for the remainder of the game. Neither him nor Ga Jiarg are playable characters so what’s the point.
Professor B’s super dick is confirmed through vague side-mission dialog
Tatsu dies on screen by popular demand
Lao’s ass size TRIPLED to make up for ass losses this year
•Yelv finally eats a leaf due to popular demand
•Frye brews alcohol in his bath tub and sells it to make extra cash
•the NLA music is now replaced with a Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up” and it gets faster every loop as humanity runs out of time
This was supposed to be a kinda final boss inspired armor but I think it turned out more, sorta human chimera Lao with a lot more chest and a lot less fingers.
And Sometimes a Potato 